(Source: vincekris, via infinnitte)

semitics:

brucespringsteen:

I’m SCREAMING this girl just asked if I’m doing anything this weekend bc we could hang out and this dude was like “I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING” and she said “sorry I have a family thing all weekend I can’t get out of :/” and turned back to me and proceeded to make plans with me in front of him this is the “*visibly texting* I don’t have a phone” meme on crack

This is lesbianism

(Source: 394627486283962718494, via perks-of-being-chinese)

me: can you tuck me in

them: ??? you handed me a shovel

me: yeah just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can thanks

indoorplantmom:

oh sweet jesus

oh sour jesus

oh BBQ jesus

oh cool ranch jesus

oh doritos locos tacos jesus

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